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I will now join the leagues of people who are going “why do people care so much about a rich guy getting divorced?”
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who TF is jeff Bezos?
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Think of how many mid Aged crisis you’d be can buy now!
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If I had my mid-life crisis today, I’d be concerned about my long-term prospects of living.
Besides, just having an ongoing existential crisis is so much more fun.
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There have been around 1.7M Corvettes built, so at his current net worth he could afford to pay around $80k each. Obviously the number that haven’t gone to crusher will be much smaller, so I think it’s certain he could pay a fair price for every single remaining one. T here would be a small number of special ones that are worth a bunch, but also plenty of C3s and C4s that are basically worthless for the purposes of this thought experiment, and some percentage from every generation will be beat up and in bad shape.
Sure once word got out he was buying them all up that would drive up prices, but even though Trump seems to hate Bezos, I’m sure a few million the right way, and he could get a national eminent domain seizure authorized to take them all and transfer them to him thus avoiding price spike.
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Now this is good Oppo.
![]() 01/10/2019 at 11:33 |
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Amazon founder. Either the devil incarnate or a revolutionary, depending who you ask. Also was the richest guy in the world before his divorce.
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Ron Mexico.... lmao. Been a while since I laughed at that ridiculous alias.